Dearest LoveBites,
Is it too much to ask that a hot werewolf bite me in places that are nice and not always go for the jugular? I don’t think that’s much to ask.
Gaping Neck Wound
Dear Neck,
It is not too much to ask, but you have to be very clear when you are communicating to your prospective paramour. Werewolves, like their canine ancestors, can be trained. Usually, a simple bop on the nose will do the trick, but you must also provide a reward when they nibble on the nice places you prefer. If your werewolf does not respond after repeated correction, LoveBites suggest you seek out a werewolf who will adhere to your boundaries. If you are still enamoured and cant give that one up, you may need to seek out a Werewolf Whisperer to assist you.
LB