Dear Love - my boyfriend, Erik, is a werewolf and a genuinely kind person, but last month during a particularly...
The Lasagna Is Perfect and I Hate Her May 24, 2026Dear LoveBites - my mother-in-law Griselda is a hedge witch of considerable talent and even more considerable opinions. Whenever she...
He's a Good Provider If You Don't Touch the Dyson May 24, 2026Dear LoveBites - My partner is generous, attentive, and leaves small gifts of gold coins on my pillow each morning,...
My Husband Keeps Fixing Things That Aren't Broken May 18, 2026Dear LB - My husband is a wizard. He means well, but he magically ‘improves’ everything I do — my...
My House Smells Like a Nature Documentary May 18, 2026Dear LoveBites - My fiancé’s “pack” treats our home like a den. Seven werewolves, no notice, every weekend. They eat...
His "Bedding" is Better Than Ours May 11, 2026Dear Love - My boyfriend’s coffin is lined with 1,400 thread-count silk imported from 18th century France. Our shared bed...
We Need to Talk. AWOOOOOO. May 3, 2026Dear LoveBites - Every time we fight, my werewolf boyfriend stops mid-sentence and just… howls. Then looks at me like...
Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor My Boyfriend May 3, 2026Dear Love - My werewolf boyfriend chased our mail carrier down the street for the fourth time this year. The...
I Married Up, Way Up, Embarrassingly Up May 3, 2026Dear LB - My wife’s superhuman strength, speed, and senses have made me feel deeply inadequate. She opens all the...
He Only Calls After Dark Apr 27, 2026Dear Love - My boyfriend of two years never texts back before sundown, won’t meet my parents for brunch, and...
He Never Fully Shows Up Apr 27, 2026Dear LoveBites - The man I love is emotionally unavailable, goes cold without warning, sometimes seems to vanish mid-conversation, and...
Full Moon, Empty Bed Apr 27, 2026Dear LB - My husband disappears every month around the full moon, comes home with shredded clothes and twigs in...
Elf-Esteem Issues Apr 18, 2026Dear LoveBites - I’m the only non-magical member in a family of high-achieving elves. They craft toys, bake enchanted bread,...
Dad, Step Into the Light...Please! Apr 18, 2026Dear LB - My dad passed away years ago, but he still hangs around the house—literally. He flickers the lights...
The Mother-in-Law From the Great Beyond Apr 3, 2026Dear LoveBites, my mother-in-law Dorothy passed six months ago, and I had hoped — just a little — for some...
He's Had 600 Years to Pick It Up... Apr 3, 2026Dear Love, my vampire partner Sebastien is six centuries old and leaves his coffin lid on the floor every single...
My Husband Haunts Me — And We're Not Even Divorced Yet Mar 29, 2026Dear LoveBites, my husband Gerald passed away three months ago, but he refuses to leave the house. He rattles the...
Once a Month, Twice the Problem Mar 25, 2026Dear LoveBites - I married a werewolf and love him dearly, but every full moon he destroys the living room...
Good Witch Gone Wild Mar 25, 2026I have been dating a witch for three months and everything is wonderful — except she hexed my ex-girlfriend into...
You’re Not the Date, You’re the Late-Night Delivery Mar 24, 2026Dear Love,
Terms & Conditions (You Definitely Didn’t Read) Mar 24, 2026LoveBites,
Once a Month Is Still a Pattern Mar 24, 2026LoveBites,
Seeking Family...or Friends Mar 22, 2026Dear LoveBites,
When Nice Nibbles Turn Naughty Mar 20, 2026Dearest LoveBites,
Transparency Is Not Always Good Feb 20, 2026Help me! I’m so desperately lonely. I try to make out with ghosts every day, but even they won’t touch...