Dear Love - My werewolf boyfriend chased our mail carrier down the street for the fourth time this year. The post office has sent a formal letter. He is not remorseful. He says the mail carrier “started it.”
— Mortified in Missouri
Dear Mortified,
The mail carrier did not start it. No mail carrier has ever started it. Your boyfriend needs impulse-control training and you need to sign up for a PO box before you lose postal privileges entirely. Consider also apologizing in person to the carrier, who is just trying to do a job and does not get paid enough to be prey. Remorselessness is the real red flag here — not the chasing. A werewolf who chases can be trained. A werewolf who feels no remorse and blames the mail carrier is a werewolf who will always find someone else to blame. Watch for that pattern.
LB