Past Dispatches from the Heart

Surrender To The Mattress Border Jun 2026

Order In The Kitchen! Jun 2026

The HOA Meetings Are Getting Weird Jun 2026

My Poltergeist Has Opinions About Feng Shui Jun 2026

My Mother Called My Wife "Ruff Around the Edges" Jun 2026

The Lease Does Not Cover This May 2026

The Lasagna Is Perfect and I Hate Her May 2026

He's a Good Provider If You Don't Touch the Dyson May 2026

My Husband Keeps Fixing Things That Aren't Broken May 2026

My House Smells Like a Nature Documentary May 2026

His "Bedding" is Better Than Ours May 2026

We Need to Talk. AWOOOOOO. May 2026

Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor My Boyfriend May 2026

I Married Up, Way Up, Embarrassingly Up May 2026

He Only Calls After Dark Apr 2026

He Never Fully Shows Up Apr 2026

Full Moon, Empty Bed Apr 2026

Elf-Esteem Issues Apr 2026

Dad, Step Into the Light...Please! Apr 2026

The Mother-in-Law From the Great Beyond Apr 2026

He's Had 600 Years to Pick It Up... Apr 2026

My Husband Haunts Me — And We're Not Even Divorced Yet Mar 2026

Once a Month, Twice the Problem Mar 2026

Good Witch Gone Wild Mar 2026

You’re Not the Date, You’re the Late-Night Delivery Mar 2026

Terms & Conditions (You Definitely Didn’t Read) Mar 2026

Once a Month Is Still a Pattern Mar 2026

Seeking Family...or Friends Mar 2026

When Nice Nibbles Turn Naughty Mar 2026

Transparency Is Not Always Good Feb 2026