LoveBites,
My Fae match said ‘I love a spontaneous queen’ and now I legally owe him my name—how do I set boundaries without breaking the curse?
-Spontaneity Queen
Dear Queen,
First, stop agreeing to terms and conditions you haven’t read. Second, boundaries with the Fae are less about feelings and more about loopholes—be extremely literal, document everything, and maybe keep a lawyer or a witch on speed dial. Romantic? No. Necessary? Absolutely.
LB
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